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Side Note: No, we don't know where to get an outfit like this... No, we don't recommend dressing like this in public.... and Yes, this man is visible from space.
Lesson Learned: Crocks should be ban from existence, especially orange ones
Have you even been so mad at a light that you wanted to drive right into it... no... Okay, have you even been so stupid that you drove into a stop light in the middle of the day? well these two Douches did...
Wow... it looks like this guy stole our hobby, making nasty ass feet with delicious bread.
F is for F**king failure!
Hair like this hasn't been in style since 18th century...
What do you get when you combine the Japanese, the Brits and the Americans... the best damn security team in the world... that's what!
The self help section has been moved to the "Perfect Knot" section...
I don't know why we searched the world... cause we found him in the same palce we saw him last time!
This is a great Joke... This guy leaves his dog in his car, while its running, and walks into this coffee shop. While he's in there his dog puts the car in drive and drives the car into the coffee shop!
Have you ever had a conversation with a friend or co-worker that you just couldn't stop, but you really had to take a sh!t? Us too... but thanks to the all new Sh!t Chat that's not a problem any longer!
Zebra Brothels are a huge problem this country is facing and we as a community need to do something about it. We happened upon a brothel the other day and what we saw was very disheartening. One by one the zebras would exit the house after being ravished by satisfied customers and were were forced to cross the street in humiliating fashion. How sad.
That is some impressive hair! It's a combination of "the beehive" and "the mullet"... it's not easy to pull this one off, but with enough time, effort and Elmer's Glue you can do anything.
What you don't hear is the wife saying... "Honey, I really have to poop!" He replies, "Not now baby, not now!"
Well... uh...
Mommy... why are a hairy pair of nuts looking at me?!
Well you can park here as long as you don't mind us stealing your sh!t... whether by accident or for any other reasons.
Does this dog make me look gay?
Probably not... cause we're not allowed to bounce 'em.
Oldest Beer In Town... you sure you want to say that? That's like saying, "Most curdled milk in town" or maybe "ugliest hooker on the block"... it's just not pleasing in any way.
WTF!!! How do you get a clean shot of this guy?!
Imagine a perfect day on a beautiful beach... now, picture that same beach with a greasy nasty male nudist walking by! Not so great any more... is it?
We're sure your parents are very proud that you work on the corner as a food mascot... maybe they even get free pizza!
This ghetto ass A-Team van on stilts shows us why handicapped people don't need their own parking spaces... if they can get out of that beast, than they can walk just as far as we do! Or maybe this douche isn't handicapped at all... maybe he's just a dick!
BMW's newest attempt at going green has gone way too far this time. With the purchase of every new beamer, you get a free Mexican that hangs out your window and purifies the air with the new "Palm Tree Air-freshener".
NOTICE: Don't sh!t in the sink!
Rrr... This here land pirate be the meanest around. After givin' us thee stink eye we be leavin'.
Nothing could be better than a vacation... unless it's your truck on vacation! Doesn't that little truck look great on the beach with the blue water and the sweet sand!
It's trained character actor Dennis Woodruff!!! Holy crap... and he can afford a new car! Now he has two kinds of crazy.
Where exactly do you think we could pick up a hot pink bikini in size XXXL-WIDE-LOAD?
If your mom only knew what you were eating...
Your parents must have told you to keep your "cock" in your "yard"... but I guess this guy didn't listen. He just lets his cock roam around.
Well... we thought it was, and then we realized it was some Asian lady walking with her kids. Anyone could have made that mistake!
No... you suck on this!
We took this picture thinking, "It would be great for a Celeb-A-Like post..." but then realized it would work much better in a Celeb-A-Look-Like-Sh!t post. It's Mel B... the B stands for Butterface.
Now we have seen some stupid ish on the freeway before... like F**k Nut McFarlin... but this guy tops the charts!
Is it just us, or does this just defeat the purpose of having a truck? It would be better if you put the ladder in the bed. But hey... What ever you want short bus... what ever you want.
Dumbass McDaniels was driving along like everyone else when he realized... "oh man... I can be a complete ass hole right now!" So he was. Frank McFu**head stops, in the middle of the freeway, and puts his convertible top up... on a sunny day!
For those of you who get laid too much... we have the product for you. It's a full size cape and action figure set sure to kill any sexual attraction in your direction. And for a limited time we can also include the no hanky panky spidey face mask if you call in the next 5 minutes. Call 1-800-Stop-Sex.
No words can do this justice!
80's Biker Boy is haven' some fun... 80's Biker Boy doesn't like to run... He rides his bike with funny glasses in the sun... He wears short shorts even when he's done!
Another trucker trying to spread the news of how to live a good life! Well... he's spreading something!
Ever wanted to be a douche bag... well here's your chance! Come on down to D-Bag Chevrolet and make your dreams come true!
Like Tom Hanks in Castaway, a pedestrian was stranded on one of the Islands of LA... and without Wilson to keep him company. Where's the Park Ranger when you need him?
Freeway Bingo is here and lucky for us it's very easy to play! All you need is one pack of Freeway Bingo cards, one clipboard, one marker and one umbrella... Clearly the woman in the middle is an amateur.
Lets play a little word association... What do you think of when you hear, Africa? Well if you said giraffes, lions or the world's second-largest and second most-populated continent then you're wrong! 
