tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38861827353552230712024-02-01T23:37:58.473-08:00Disappointed ParentsDisappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.comBlogger114125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-809834618801398832009-03-11T13:30:00.000-07:002009-03-11T13:31:33.874-07:00Barbie's Broken...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaiPVdXLIol9ZBF0bh1GlYIW_Ph_omlPOEXRWwX3X6S90Kdf7QXG5JsnO1L73cFFTKzs4kOnr0jJBSnZxSWdIUHCMwFRpA9ypJ8KwbKFJ-RPPpH1bfI_iMsY_lqSsBYMJryT0vKM5JVzI/s1600-h/DP_031109_malibu_barbie.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaiPVdXLIol9ZBF0bh1GlYIW_Ph_omlPOEXRWwX3X6S90Kdf7QXG5JsnO1L73cFFTKzs4kOnr0jJBSnZxSWdIUHCMwFRpA9ypJ8KwbKFJ-RPPpH1bfI_iMsY_lqSsBYMJryT0vKM5JVzI/s400/DP_031109_malibu_barbie.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312018024208988994" /></a>They don't make Malibu Barbie like they use to...<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Side Note:</span></span> It's hard to jump start a plastic jeep without an engine.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Lesson Learned: I guess that Bitch doesn't have everything...</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-89590402420447004642009-03-11T13:00:00.000-07:002009-03-11T14:22:00.323-07:00One Very Disappointed Jewish Mother...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmyrU6HPF9UYa5mYV1cwPEHQo6bofpz9_Vk0A6quwe_pDFjrkL71EAH-4nHilRMij_AYNmaT62TPjWoMsTjzerMpGyCP6bjqqbLSQRL2c40cPJ1a9tkoVcGc_duBKavx9u5dywIPBtWig/s1600-h/DP_031109_chanukah_car.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmyrU6HPF9UYa5mYV1cwPEHQo6bofpz9_Vk0A6quwe_pDFjrkL71EAH-4nHilRMij_AYNmaT62TPjWoMsTjzerMpGyCP6bjqqbLSQRL2c40cPJ1a9tkoVcGc_duBKavx9u5dywIPBtWig/s400/DP_031109_chanukah_car.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312040302786111170" /></a>We are all for celebrating holidays... but the jews always seemed to have so much more class then this.<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Side Note:</span></span> This dude has a lot of khutspe driving around LA like this.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: This guy can drive for 8 days before his oil runs out. Now thats some good mpg!</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-37347070661122844722009-02-24T08:30:00.000-08:002009-03-11T13:36:43.243-07:00Poor Poor Paul Bunyan<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS_TxIZmx3t_DTd8uoCxv9E5hqcr8JTX7_zfrtUkWzFt3PltF5BTJsGdhqBFEAOdOBOF-G8Yrm3YPlhSOvQeQNuo1CY2hgbUy9MWhBKfchqEttJStNi25yvO38MiUB-aSHvzkyO6NKt1w/s1600-h/DP_092908_Sad+Paul+Bunyan_watermark.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS_TxIZmx3t_DTd8uoCxv9E5hqcr8JTX7_zfrtUkWzFt3PltF5BTJsGdhqBFEAOdOBOF-G8Yrm3YPlhSOvQeQNuo1CY2hgbUy9MWhBKfchqEttJStNi25yvO38MiUB-aSHvzkyO6NKt1w/s400/DP_092908_Sad+Paul+Bunyan_watermark.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251465660415166322" /></a>Ever since Paul lost Babe the big blue ox, he just hasn't been the same...<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Side Note:</span></span> Mr. Bunyan really let himself go...</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: Paul B's not the King of the Lumberjacks any more...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">now, he's just the King of sad.</span></span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-11596285598993574462008-12-12T06:10:00.000-08:002008-12-12T06:11:20.414-08:00Man Survives Tie-Dye Factory Explosion<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUVr9sgC4mC4c_BbfjP1FoN0M3ERWP351WmDdd9HVxLKeynxulJ0XJvWzJMmu6xSmrm_KMCRhs60kxuYDcb9MroEgacyL3wkT02eM0gQRVaSxDbpAaf8IkBeIustx27xHu8T18IpeFDT4/s1600-h/DP_121208_ugly+ass+shirt_watermark.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUVr9sgC4mC4c_BbfjP1FoN0M3ERWP351WmDdd9HVxLKeynxulJ0XJvWzJMmu6xSmrm_KMCRhs60kxuYDcb9MroEgacyL3wkT02eM0gQRVaSxDbpAaf8IkBeIustx27xHu8T18IpeFDT4/s400/DP_121208_ugly+ass+shirt_watermark.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278905362852173042" /></a><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Before you ask... here are the answers: </span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Side Note:</span></span> No, we don't know where to get an outfit like this... No, we don't recommend dressing like this in public.... and Yes, this man is visible from space.</span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: Crocks should be ban from existence, especially orange ones</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-81367898994471417352008-12-01T10:29:00.000-08:002008-12-01T10:38:47.702-08:00Stop Light... meet the morons!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgElIdRN3534_TgJuYmU9BTs1hpR7eYgqyav18rJ7FzsfC8A5lZq9fxh_w5e94jFe_1mSgFvoHF9gRJ1AcvAGKvHedpNxJnwQCtNKvXXqnBP7auE0iqSSSMYyzefShlkTTPH1nRmuRFvEw/s1600-h/DP_120108_Truck_on_light_watermark.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgElIdRN3534_TgJuYmU9BTs1hpR7eYgqyav18rJ7FzsfC8A5lZq9fxh_w5e94jFe_1mSgFvoHF9gRJ1AcvAGKvHedpNxJnwQCtNKvXXqnBP7auE0iqSSSMYyzefShlkTTPH1nRmuRFvEw/s400/DP_120108_Truck_on_light_watermark.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274890943599139218" /></a>Have you even been so mad at a light that you wanted to drive right into it... no... Okay, have you even been so stupid that you drove into a stop light in the middle of the day? well these two Douches did...<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Side Note:</span></span> Not only did they hit a stop light, but they're parked in a red zone...</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: If you hit city property and drive off make sure you don't have your company's shirt with a phone number on the back... a couple disappointed people might call... So Good!</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-30804895653042838722008-10-22T08:30:00.000-07:002008-10-22T08:30:00.682-07:00Quite The Imagination You've Got There!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEaq83GZ35QS_baDQv4RKFPs6YmI4MO-Eyu2iOeu296e3cv13BfhnPasDZv-ZU-GsSpfu7CVGcJbLFV-yOkreUa1xrVZu-v5vCUPqa0rqwRwSaqjT-xPRK2VXuNJG8xo2dvW8SCGMEzKs/s1600-h/DP_102208_unicorn_watermark.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEaq83GZ35QS_baDQv4RKFPs6YmI4MO-Eyu2iOeu296e3cv13BfhnPasDZv-ZU-GsSpfu7CVGcJbLFV-yOkreUa1xrVZu-v5vCUPqa0rqwRwSaqjT-xPRK2VXuNJG8xo2dvW8SCGMEzKs/s400/DP_102208_unicorn_watermark.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259260840303683378" /></a><div>And we thought believing in unicorns was stupid... but to paint one on your car!</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Side Note:</span></span> ...Is that a gun?! wow... what a psycho!</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: This Bitch Is Crazy!</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-88024435755795291922008-10-21T06:00:00.000-07:002008-10-21T06:00:00.683-07:00Sour-Toe Bread<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz54iDuf1bmV4_wm0cJTVUMReFM2bEoaV12jVofDJe8Tt6Ibu9rEHgJCxLdcmZmtvaPHP_CglHrD2RoJBuQ9ERtH5fOqubAldzhcI9_HN45Sy8IyiPAezibctvDG4IIW6M2WdpTj4U-3A/s1600-h/DP_100308_Foot+bread_watermark.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz54iDuf1bmV4_wm0cJTVUMReFM2bEoaV12jVofDJe8Tt6Ibu9rEHgJCxLdcmZmtvaPHP_CglHrD2RoJBuQ9ERtH5fOqubAldzhcI9_HN45Sy8IyiPAezibctvDG4IIW6M2WdpTj4U-3A/s400/DP_100308_Foot+bread_watermark.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253032651789085138" border="0" /></a>Wow... it looks like this guy stole our hobby, making nasty ass feet with delicious bread.<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Side Note:</span></span> Really... who's going to eat that now?!?... probably some sick f*** who has a damn foot fetish... SICK!</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: This is why there are starving children in Africa! Good work foot bread maker... good work!</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-15619806325344447602008-10-20T08:08:00.000-07:002008-10-20T08:18:58.711-07:00Dis Guy Got Da Boot...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGbIynFQ3SmQ6KHoE5aLxUCH5OLInaZPbM0D0DrU39s8o6q7ly2FvC8N5lAjL5sm-95l4l5Mo5SUf-kXAbcMbY3QcSAqzeLccfQWxGiU_W2CivIClF5fuD7oq2-jLCxG6egkUQnMWk1ss/s1600-h/DP_102008_Da+boot_watermark.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGbIynFQ3SmQ6KHoE5aLxUCH5OLInaZPbM0D0DrU39s8o6q7ly2FvC8N5lAjL5sm-95l4l5Mo5SUf-kXAbcMbY3QcSAqzeLccfQWxGiU_W2CivIClF5fuD7oq2-jLCxG6egkUQnMWk1ss/s400/DP_102008_Da+boot_watermark.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259253208555955986" /></a>F is for F**king failure!<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Side Note:</span></span> We didn't think they still did that to cars... good to know! Mental note... pay your tickets and move your car!<br /><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: Well... You can't win'em all!</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-17378704891392330262008-09-25T08:30:00.000-07:002008-09-25T08:39:47.926-07:00Is That A Turtle On Your Head?!?!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgANYOPS_UkYpnR7vibuVNxhMvphLY_Z100tmwDGLMK6g8WTtXHiL-s-6DmMYzaLFLBYVYCfTplI1srYioHeNdKTox92VYfHmtqjgQ5ckr0UD9nei6QR_o5k4vfQw60wwX6gYYrvzhbJKo/s1600-h/DP_+_Crazy_Hair_Watermark.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgANYOPS_UkYpnR7vibuVNxhMvphLY_Z100tmwDGLMK6g8WTtXHiL-s-6DmMYzaLFLBYVYCfTplI1srYioHeNdKTox92VYfHmtqjgQ5ckr0UD9nei6QR_o5k4vfQw60wwX6gYYrvzhbJKo/s400/DP_+_Crazy_Hair_Watermark.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249976456147817106" border="0" /></a>Hair like this hasn't been in style since 18th century...<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Side Note:</span></span> When waking up... remove the curlers before leaving home.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned:</span></span></span></span> <a href="http://disappointedparents.blogspot.com/2008/06/business-in-front-party-in-back.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Hair styles that look like animals</span></span></a> should be put down... and we mean like rabid dogs.<br /></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-52862628448053510362008-09-23T10:00:00.000-07:002008-09-29T13:42:25.219-07:00Be Safe... Use A Ninja!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvcPyP3aKvYDnRIuUroNh0OCFNxLimmK82RHvYnzluLh83UxdD2KGHrZrTL3QAl69LeyPXypw5i4EpecNjdLUc6zvSslMh87oNawDOgogPPBZNw9dQUkAGYykuK5uigio7Jj4E1rKTDwY/s1600-h/DP_+_Security_Ninja_Watermark.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvcPyP3aKvYDnRIuUroNh0OCFNxLimmK82RHvYnzluLh83UxdD2KGHrZrTL3QAl69LeyPXypw5i4EpecNjdLUc6zvSslMh87oNawDOgogPPBZNw9dQUkAGYykuK5uigio7Jj4E1rKTDwY/s400/DP_+_Security_Ninja_Watermark.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228864200365513026" /></a>What do you get when you combine the Japanese, the Brits and the Americans... the best damn security team in the world... that's what!<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: You're not safe until you're Ninja Safe!</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-60220225613862370302008-09-22T09:30:00.000-07:002008-09-22T10:32:47.831-07:00The Only Thing Missing Is A Noose<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCGzGSq3oxSU1xLnPxw-PiHdOnni_yR0XGqp5cHK1sXv_NIrqcnEZL4QtekioNk97bQ24DYWwYxKAc3yeBqmVyuUmT-ne7P5v1xhidOGAYfGzfKRgU3o9rodIcDdXjYyaf3azM8u3-ecM/s1600-h/DP_92208_Self+Help_watermark.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCGzGSq3oxSU1xLnPxw-PiHdOnni_yR0XGqp5cHK1sXv_NIrqcnEZL4QtekioNk97bQ24DYWwYxKAc3yeBqmVyuUmT-ne7P5v1xhidOGAYfGzfKRgU3o9rodIcDdXjYyaf3azM8u3-ecM/s400/DP_92208_Self+Help_watermark.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5248880363224251554" border="0" /></a>The self help section has been moved to the "Perfect Knot" section...<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: Slip knots suck... you just fall down!</span></span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-51066960323063620312008-09-19T07:00:00.000-07:002008-09-19T09:52:08.389-07:00WE'RE DISAPPOINTED IN OURSELVES<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhV_iRM4Xt4Lu8ICCP8lQ4ghDarUBVuLAETX2skx81nXQMSC64wboOQdBkA3MVkRZBmixSH1Pc2Wlor2Og_qXLTC0SlLvhG3UhYggnFBkgtnvbjahIP2CzO79tD0pNBzVhuQbQJHmpREi4/s1600-h/DP_091908_we+are+disappointing_watermark.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhV_iRM4Xt4Lu8ICCP8lQ4ghDarUBVuLAETX2skx81nXQMSC64wboOQdBkA3MVkRZBmixSH1Pc2Wlor2Og_qXLTC0SlLvhG3UhYggnFBkgtnvbjahIP2CzO79tD0pNBzVhuQbQJHmpREi4/s400/DP_091908_we+are+disappointing_watermark.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247776245075379506" /></a><br />We're so so sorry that we have been gone for so long... but we did it all for you!<div><br /></div><div>After searching 6 continents, 24 countries, 200 cities, 17 strip clubs & countless bathrooms we finally found him! The Elusive Titman is no longer elusive...</div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-25882856333089978832008-09-19T06:59:00.000-07:002008-09-19T08:46:39.050-07:00Gotcha Bitch! Your Tits Are Ours!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxauRvrdA6Kl0bgAhUzuIR7uwkcjkMm4vey8I_GUjxBF-LT83YBWi9_9m6eYG2qqeqMC-lJqYM6KuDluyxVjhivTJZOsJL9dgl7BYkEvr94uK0IW7ZKD92VtXmXYsGPKufm5-Yp91VCZQ/s1600-h/DP_091908_titman+finally_watermark.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxauRvrdA6Kl0bgAhUzuIR7uwkcjkMm4vey8I_GUjxBF-LT83YBWi9_9m6eYG2qqeqMC-lJqYM6KuDluyxVjhivTJZOsJL9dgl7BYkEvr94uK0IW7ZKD92VtXmXYsGPKufm5-Yp91VCZQ/s400/DP_091908_titman+finally_watermark.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247755239107347490" /></a>I don't know why we searched the world... cause we found him in the same palce we saw him last time!<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Side Note:</span></span> Our Bad.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: If you can't find something, check the last place you saw it.</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-58347693941196986802008-09-02T10:00:00.000-07:002008-12-08T06:03:35.223-08:00So A Dog Drives Into A Coffee Shop...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEije-nzZCSyqGqPLf1cMa63wKWnxeXgokO_2aNjM8bXnTeIwxlXceRoZGsYjVlpR6cCO75G6hcFSTuZijwUAMap18EL5fP5YTeaO6tMv43mqZ0qkLXmkoUXaodH46D0tH1aTENQAa7Mu4A/s1600-h/DP_120108_Dog_through_coffee_watermark.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEije-nzZCSyqGqPLf1cMa63wKWnxeXgokO_2aNjM8bXnTeIwxlXceRoZGsYjVlpR6cCO75G6hcFSTuZijwUAMap18EL5fP5YTeaO6tMv43mqZ0qkLXmkoUXaodH46D0tH1aTENQAa7Mu4A/s400/DP_120108_Dog_through_coffee_watermark.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274905111084641138" /></a>This is a great Joke... This guy leaves his dog in his car, while its running, and walks into this coffee shop. While he's in there his dog puts the car in drive and drives the car into the coffee shop!<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Side Note:</span></span> Wait... What? This is real... what the F...</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: If it sounds too stupid to be true... it's probably not!</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-58112960133823013732008-08-22T10:45:00.000-07:002008-09-25T09:11:11.882-07:00Chit Chat With Sh!t Chat<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglulHwKvK-ayMc9sBi1MmqMvMPq5F5P8uDUeE2DYzwDtaHi92tOiMIBozypRG9Vdx-3zYCQdpE4qGTFLdOKQdCykTc2C5BqIEL3N19TAt2XGn6-V50gGtg-wUiCmXtT7Ub2XzDP46f7DM/s1600-h/DP_+_Dual_Shitters_Watermark.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglulHwKvK-ayMc9sBi1MmqMvMPq5F5P8uDUeE2DYzwDtaHi92tOiMIBozypRG9Vdx-3zYCQdpE4qGTFLdOKQdCykTc2C5BqIEL3N19TAt2XGn6-V50gGtg-wUiCmXtT7Ub2XzDP46f7DM/s400/DP_+_Dual_Shitters_Watermark.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228485379638048978" /></a>Have you ever had a conversation with a friend or co-worker that you just couldn't stop, but you really had to take a sh!t? Us too... but thanks to the all new Sh!t Chat that's not a problem any longer!<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);">Side Note:</span></span> No more nasty interruptions in your conversations... cause you won't miss an awkward word in your now awkward conversation. Call now for free instillation! Sh!t Chat is also <a href="http://disappointedparents.blogspot.com/2008/07/who-says-chivalry-is-dead.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">perfect for couples</span></span></a>!</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: Any conversation can turn awkward just by your location!</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-15080001620369805072008-08-12T09:50:00.000-07:002008-08-12T09:58:15.084-07:00Help Stop Zebra Sex By Being A Sponsor<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf_w1ZSsZcSWBsYKKpIpl_KqcxNO3Cgpfj2K-tQJhbKKSGuA-0ZUZxekjX9qgqDdGkJvFhdDFB9100zOG9anpUg7VPxUbdkvNCIu1I_oHMo9rUX1WTVeroNUGLVJSMZGY76Vub18OSZXQ/s1600-h/DP_+_Humped_Zebras_Watermark.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf_w1ZSsZcSWBsYKKpIpl_KqcxNO3Cgpfj2K-tQJhbKKSGuA-0ZUZxekjX9qgqDdGkJvFhdDFB9100zOG9anpUg7VPxUbdkvNCIu1I_oHMo9rUX1WTVeroNUGLVJSMZGY76Vub18OSZXQ/s400/DP_+_Humped_Zebras_Watermark.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228831228886930482" border="0" /></a>Zebra Brothels are a huge problem this country is facing and we as a community need to do something about it. We happened upon a brothel the other day and what we saw was very disheartening. One by one the zebras would exit the house after being ravished by satisfied customers and were were forced to cross the street in humiliating fashion. How sad.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 204, 204);">Side Note:</span> Zebra prostitution has risen by 20% over the last 5 years with over half the nation's zoos being forced to close.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: For less then one dollar a day you can help get one of these poor animals off the streets and into a safe home. Please help and do your part to end bestiality.</span></span>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-10499779159276998672008-08-12T08:36:00.000-07:002008-08-12T09:14:43.036-07:00One Hairy Asian<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioGNfW2EMrvYTP2iNv757aVcZ0wzboFCj70Ya4iQdH-8p60cieB4WgVIJXs-q_7bujkDocYSnSFMRGlv191TMkRXS_IGge3MlRJ5QodbkYOviSUkA_TT6noUng4edNCANZ2wCN4QPzyt8/s1600-h/DP_+_Asain_With_Big_Hair_Watermark.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioGNfW2EMrvYTP2iNv757aVcZ0wzboFCj70Ya4iQdH-8p60cieB4WgVIJXs-q_7bujkDocYSnSFMRGlv191TMkRXS_IGge3MlRJ5QodbkYOviSUkA_TT6noUng4edNCANZ2wCN4QPzyt8/s400/DP_+_Asain_With_Big_Hair_Watermark.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228845092397104386" border="0" /></a>That is some impressive hair! It's a combination of "the beehive" and "the mullet"... it's not easy to pull this one off, but with enough time, effort and Elmer's Glue you can do anything.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204); font-weight: bold;">Side Note:</span> Is it possible that she's hiding endangered animals in her hairspray cocoon?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: Paul Mitchell is crying somewhere right now</span><br /></span></span>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-46150559111844251972008-08-10T13:00:00.000-07:002008-09-25T09:11:48.197-07:00Who Says Chivalry Is Dead?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAiScLE4YFUmwXurQYvQ3De0vLGJNGL3aJzocGERrUV344Vos8Ohwx8m3M4-ySOZF3ESloHKs-NHd_nJj8h-R4qP-5jdUunCIQuDR9OAlLjYlnMEtFwOQ4bhoh1DHlN4nqW-IPWwzlkrQ/s1600-h/DP_+_Man_Helps_Wife_Watermark.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAiScLE4YFUmwXurQYvQ3De0vLGJNGL3aJzocGERrUV344Vos8Ohwx8m3M4-ySOZF3ESloHKs-NHd_nJj8h-R4qP-5jdUunCIQuDR9OAlLjYlnMEtFwOQ4bhoh1DHlN4nqW-IPWwzlkrQ/s400/DP_+_Man_Helps_Wife_Watermark.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228143531081150322" border="0" /></a>What you don't hear is the wife saying... "Honey, I really have to poop!" He replies, "Not now baby, not now!"<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);">Side Note:</span></span> She pooped safely at home... thanks to her husband.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: A kind hand from a loved one really does help when sh!t happens.</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-76607626505083304432008-08-05T10:30:00.000-07:002008-09-25T09:12:18.342-07:00Ahhhh...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwnamsA8a8kOh4eXJWPJcjezb9jAph6rZRl7CEXT7h3Xsfq-4TwP746h9MHpGIlnIxDkxcI5YNRxzAuZyEjDzZXm4KUx75xKeZtJljdIFRHQlNeJ5NbTDUAFyNPrI3UfMlm9vNvEhNmn0/s1600-h/DP_+_Large_Lady_Belly_Watermark.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwnamsA8a8kOh4eXJWPJcjezb9jAph6rZRl7CEXT7h3Xsfq-4TwP746h9MHpGIlnIxDkxcI5YNRxzAuZyEjDzZXm4KUx75xKeZtJljdIFRHQlNeJ5NbTDUAFyNPrI3UfMlm9vNvEhNmn0/s400/DP_+_Large_Lady_Belly_Watermark.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228108868627581586" border="0" /></a>Well... uh...<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: Momma always said, "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."<br /></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-91474472727106213652008-08-04T12:00:00.000-07:002008-08-04T12:00:01.067-07:00You've Got Some Big Balls!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdIcT0T5jZ7uT2JIpudWYvHP9qwhfl3t6kf6shBNBUU8tftpTnTB2dA9svjsojfyqyVnxtAzAo6nGKgnrqAI2CcuIVYYthkbT_2cFydJkizsU9qq3A7lAM6xrK6LKRQZPsuFgyCSvvUdY/s1600-h/DP_+_Hairy_Nuts_Watermark.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdIcT0T5jZ7uT2JIpudWYvHP9qwhfl3t6kf6shBNBUU8tftpTnTB2dA9svjsojfyqyVnxtAzAo6nGKgnrqAI2CcuIVYYthkbT_2cFydJkizsU9qq3A7lAM6xrK6LKRQZPsuFgyCSvvUdY/s400/DP_+_Hairy_Nuts_Watermark.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228866117243190338" /></a>Mommy... why are a hairy pair of nuts looking at me?!<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);">Side Note: </span></span>We hope it's not a hot day... sweaty balls are the worst!</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: Daddy said, "Don't let your balls hang out at the train station, unless they are smiling... then of course, it's okay."</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-30367044865879472232008-08-04T10:00:00.000-07:002008-08-04T10:21:07.183-07:00WARNING: You Have Been Warned!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM6WRywbbxnYYqvnH7DYrcG_rdm37tw5C1AkFZ51olo5xbZEPpz01GTFFFCFRkYJ2eiU8PQ2huyk9LUrP4a_wY2lw5Obv319rQL24hNVP6yfDiFc8kYFeKsyU-9Rzeg60LlJ-W3ffptso/s1600-h/DP_+_Disclaimer_Notice_Sign_Watermark.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM6WRywbbxnYYqvnH7DYrcG_rdm37tw5C1AkFZ51olo5xbZEPpz01GTFFFCFRkYJ2eiU8PQ2huyk9LUrP4a_wY2lw5Obv319rQL24hNVP6yfDiFc8kYFeKsyU-9Rzeg60LlJ-W3ffptso/s400/DP_+_Disclaimer_Notice_Sign_Watermark.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228831377465223922" /></a>Well you can park here as long as you don't mind us stealing your sh!t... whether by accident or for any other reasons.<div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: Don't park in a place like this!</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-55031547452354538342008-07-31T09:30:00.000-07:002008-07-31T09:30:01.074-07:00Manliest Man in Town<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxrmYBG3QsasI4cgXON2p5wdm_EJkbtNxyatxw6XC6hU8MVOprAy8n-XR8irYR_4ceel45aBpR-e2yuV338Sw5YHNnf9PaaTCEzSrnT3Pr-j4e62mGV7mj1SWPoqKtyNnWCdQAHVLtuDE/s1600-h/DP_+_Man_Walks_Dog_Watermark.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxrmYBG3QsasI4cgXON2p5wdm_EJkbtNxyatxw6XC6hU8MVOprAy8n-XR8irYR_4ceel45aBpR-e2yuV338Sw5YHNnf9PaaTCEzSrnT3Pr-j4e62mGV7mj1SWPoqKtyNnWCdQAHVLtuDE/s400/DP_+_Man_Walks_Dog_Watermark.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228110539651844402" border="0" /></a>Does this dog make me look gay?<div style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 204, 204);"><br /></div><div><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 204, 204);">Side Note: </span>No your spandex tank top does... all it's missing are some rhinestones.<br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:100%;">Lesson Learned: If you're walking a dog this size make sure your girlfriend is with you.<br /></span></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-49091591379525322632008-07-31T08:00:00.000-07:002008-07-31T08:10:16.589-07:00Have You Seen Our Balls Bounce?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju-62SaL_00KDNwdG08oYt1Hl_U4qnudSaJfYKOZ-_pQn9PTWtgMzuWBYdaSeFhKoir15OPddcWcraHbpieZELMN9JyObF0EGkAq3Kd7GY8rqiieeBrcyiPsW4k397OlGHIS0hdMicvXU/s1600-h/DP_+_Don%27t_Bounce_Balls_Watermark.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju-62SaL_00KDNwdG08oYt1Hl_U4qnudSaJfYKOZ-_pQn9PTWtgMzuWBYdaSeFhKoir15OPddcWcraHbpieZELMN9JyObF0EGkAq3Kd7GY8rqiieeBrcyiPsW4k397OlGHIS0hdMicvXU/s400/DP_+_Don%27t_Bounce_Balls_Watermark.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228863583651549954" /></a>Probably not... cause we're not allowed to bounce 'em.<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: If everyone listened to what signs say, no one would have any fun... especially with balls!</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-25096889845963195662008-07-30T09:30:00.000-07:002008-07-30T09:30:01.131-07:00This Rover Misses The Range!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQs8s5hthCVcUywbDkW7E5D4lPYRHecNFCu-xq_nsI4bk24RoeYIH16f2i3TAYEFlrtf6mkXGdzeg835dBdwg7ueG3a-DmKFJfMOdukGq77aTwGlcQLOX_ykiIqDMikaX9fUrUaKtH4p8/s1600-h/DP_+_Bent_Up_Range_Rover_Watermark.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQs8s5hthCVcUywbDkW7E5D4lPYRHecNFCu-xq_nsI4bk24RoeYIH16f2i3TAYEFlrtf6mkXGdzeg835dBdwg7ueG3a-DmKFJfMOdukGq77aTwGlcQLOX_ykiIqDMikaX9fUrUaKtH4p8/s400/DP_+_Bent_Up_Range_Rover_Watermark.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228095175902471506" border="0" /></a><div>You know when you do something really stupid... and you want to do it over again... this is one of those times.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: Accidents happen for a reason... especially when you drive like a moron!</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886182735355223071.post-58676266344572632232008-07-30T08:30:00.001-07:002008-07-30T08:30:00.925-07:00Another Stupid Slogan...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPKfxPm-AuCTO1PgVPLhMorlGfPeUxu7NFsiQ6ddVZT0K3Na8HUFofI9rPSG3wqKlUM8GAEJ6S48XnF_eFgIq11DDpbfgpSyZ46BXRFfiYkQ9nRlgnrk0n-zmZXDVjx1xm_BkQJlfOI8c/s1600-h/DP_+_Oldest_Beer_In_Town_Watermark.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPKfxPm-AuCTO1PgVPLhMorlGfPeUxu7NFsiQ6ddVZT0K3Na8HUFofI9rPSG3wqKlUM8GAEJ6S48XnF_eFgIq11DDpbfgpSyZ46BXRFfiYkQ9nRlgnrk0n-zmZXDVjx1xm_BkQJlfOI8c/s400/DP_+_Oldest_Beer_In_Town_Watermark.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228104742331026722" border="0" /></a>Oldest Beer In Town... you sure you want to say that? That's like saying, "Most curdled milk in town" or maybe "ugliest hooker on the block"... it's just not pleasing in any way.<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);">Side Note: </span></span>That's just something people don't want to buy... dumb asses.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lesson Learned: Beer is supposed to be fresh... it's wine that should be old!</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>Disappointed Parentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01480285791858653555noreply@blogger.com1