Naughty Biker Nipple

No... you suck on this!

Side Note: This guy bikes around town dressed like this and poses next to suggestive signs... what else are we supposed to think!

Lesson Learned: Try biking with a full shirt on... wait, this could be 80's Biker Boy's dad!  Teal tank top, shirt tied around the waist... we're going to need a paternity test!

80's Biker Boy

80's Biker Boy is haven' some fun... 80's Biker Boy doesn't like to run... He rides his bike with funny glasses in the sun... He wears short shorts even when he's done!

It's 80's... Biker... Boooy!!!

Side Note: 80's Biker Boy and The French Ninja are riding buddies!

Lesson Learned: Now that's how you do it! That's how you ride a bike! In the 80's

French Ninja

The French Ninja is looking for her prey... the French Ninja is on her way... French Ninja yay!

Side Note: After the kill, the French Ninja took a nap.

Lesson Learned: The French Ninja theme song sucks!

Breaking News: Man's Ass Eats Bike

This post maybe a bit harsh... but so is that tight ass outfit on our eyes!

Side Note: Wearing spandex is a privilege, not a right.

Lesson Learned: Bike all you want, just not dressed like this