Manliest Man in Town

Does this dog make me look gay?

Side Note: No your spandex tank top does... all it's missing are some rhinestones.

Lesson Learned: If you're walking a dog this size make sure your girlfriend is with you.

Have You Seen Our Balls Bounce?

Probably not... cause we're not allowed to bounce 'em.

Lesson Learned: If everyone listened to what signs say, no one would have any fun... especially with balls!

This Rover Misses The Range!

You know when you do something really stupid... and you want to do it over again... this is one of those times.

Lesson Learned: Accidents happen for a reason... especially when you drive like a moron!

Another Stupid Slogan...

Oldest Beer In Town... you sure you want to say that? That's like saying, "Most curdled milk in town" or maybe "ugliest hooker on the block"... it's just not pleasing in any way.

Side Note: That's just something people don't want to buy... dumb asses.

Lesson Learned: Beer is supposed to be fresh... it's wine that should be old!

Elusive Titman Evades Us Again!!!

WTF!!! How do you get a clean shot of this guy?!

Side Note: He's the Elusive Titman for two reasons! He's elusive... and he's a man with tits! No matter what we do, we can't seem to get a damn shot of him!

Lesson Learned: Game on Titman... GAME ON! We will get a clean shot of you soon... we promise you that!!!