Barbie's Broken...

They don't make Malibu Barbie like they use to...

Side Note: It's hard to jump start a plastic jeep without an engine.

Lesson Learned:  I guess that Bitch doesn't have everything...

One Very Disappointed Jewish Mother...

We are all for celebrating holidays... but the jews always seemed to have so much more class then this.

Side Note: This dude has a lot of khutspe driving around LA like this.

Lesson Learned:  This guy can drive for 8 days before his oil runs out.  Now thats some good mpg!

Poor Poor Paul Bunyan

Ever since Paul lost Babe the big blue ox, he just hasn't been the same...

Side Note:  Mr. Bunyan really let himself go...

Lesson Learned: Paul B's not the King of the Lumberjacks any more...

now, he's just the King of sad.