Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Help Stop Zebra Sex By Being A Sponsor

Zebra Brothels are a huge problem this country is facing and we as a community need to do something about it. We happened upon a brothel the other day and what we saw was very disheartening. One by one the zebras would exit the house after being ravished by satisfied customers and were were forced to cross the street in humiliating fashion. How sad.

Side Note: Zebra prostitution has risen by 20% over the last 5 years with over half the nation's zoos being forced to close.

Lesson Learned: For less then one dollar a day you can help get one of these poor animals off the streets and into a safe home. Please help and do your part to end bestiality.

One Hairy Asian

That is some impressive hair! It's a combination of "the beehive" and "the mullet"... it's not easy to pull this one off, but with enough time, effort and Elmer's Glue you can do anything.

Side Note: Is it possible that she's hiding endangered animals in her hairspray cocoon?

Lesson Learned: Paul Mitchell is crying somewhere right now

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Who Says Chivalry Is Dead?

What you don't hear is the wife saying... "Honey, I really have to poop!" He replies, "Not now baby, not now!"

Side Note: She pooped safely at home... thanks to her husband.

Lesson Learned: A kind hand from a loved one really does help when sh!t happens.