Friday, July 18, 2008

"Fornicate-Away" In Stores Now!

For those of you who get laid too much... we have the product for you. It's a full size cape and action figure set sure to kill any sexual attraction in your direction. And for a limited time we can also include the no hanky panky spidey face mask if you call in the next 5 minutes. Call 1-800-Stop-Sex.

Side Note: Let's be honest the dude on the left probably doesn't have this problem... who are we kidding, this entire group never had a problem keeping the sex away!

Lesson Learned: You can't get an STD from an action figure! Superman that hoe!



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