Thursday, September 25, 2008

Is That A Turtle On Your Head?!?!

Hair like this hasn't been in style since 18th century...

Side Note: When waking up... remove the curlers before leaving home.

Lesson Learned: Hair styles that look like animals should be put down... and we mean like rabid dogs.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Be Safe... Use A Ninja!

What do you get when you combine the Japanese, the Brits and the Americans... the best damn security team in the world... that's what!

Lesson Learned: You're not safe until you're Ninja Safe!

Monday, September 22, 2008

The Only Thing Missing Is A Noose

The self help section has been moved to the "Perfect Knot" section...

Lesson Learned: Slip knots suck... you just fall down!