Showing posts with label Comforting Signs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comforting Signs. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Help Stop Zebra Sex By Being A Sponsor

Zebra Brothels are a huge problem this country is facing and we as a community need to do something about it. We happened upon a brothel the other day and what we saw was very disheartening. One by one the zebras would exit the house after being ravished by satisfied customers and were were forced to cross the street in humiliating fashion. How sad.

Side Note: Zebra prostitution has risen by 20% over the last 5 years with over half the nation's zoos being forced to close.

Lesson Learned: For less then one dollar a day you can help get one of these poor animals off the streets and into a safe home. Please help and do your part to end bestiality.

Monday, August 4, 2008

WARNING: You Have Been Warned!

Well you can park here as long as you don't mind us stealing your sh!t... whether by accident or for any other reasons.

Lesson Learned: Don't park in a place like this!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Don't Touch The Sink!

NOTICE: Don't sh!t in the sink!

Lesson Learned: This may be the one time you don't want to wash your hands!

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Comforting Sign...

WTF?! How is this sh!t supposed to make anyone feel safe?!? Thanks CA for knowing we're sitting on a CANCER nest and only posting a sign.

Side Note: This sign is posted outside our office... look around, your office probably has one too.

Lesson Learned: Work will be the death of us all!