Portal To Africa!

Lets play a little word association... What do you think of when you hear, Africa?  Well if you said giraffes, lions or the world's second-largest and second most-populated continent then you're wrong! 

Side Note: Nothing says Africa like the dark, gloomy, American State of Washington!

Lesson Learned: Besides giraffes belong in the front yards of homes!  At least that's what the Redneck Association of Personal Ethics (R.A.P.E.) says.

Asian Mullets... Sweet!

A 3-in-1 haircut!  The Surfer style for the back, the buzz cut on the sides and the spiked look for the top.

Side Note: This is the first Asian to become a member of R.A.P.E. (the Redneck Association of Personal Ethics).

Lesson Learned: People need to start trusting their barbers... well, some people!

SHHHH!!! Be Very Quiet...

Wow look at that! There's a giraffe in that tree. It's the very rare species of giraffe... the wild paper back mache.

Side Note: Our calls to the Redneck Association of Personal Ethics (R.A.P.E.) about the rare paper mache giraffe on the loose were not returned.

Lesson Learned: Not all animals belong in the wild... oh, and this piece of crap belongs in the trash!

Redneck Lawn Art

Say goodbye to the lawn art of yesterday. No more gnomes or flamingos! The head of the Redneck Association of Personal Ethics, or R.A.P.E., revealed what's new for '08... It's the "Car Fire Catastrophe."

Side Note: We don't really like it... but art isn't really our thing.

Lesson Learned: If your car ever explodes... just give it to a redneck--they love that sh!t.