FIGHT!!!

This was a very serious "fight" going on... but it was the most awkward looking "fight" we have ever seen!  It was like a stuttering pillow fight... with hands!  We're still not sure if any "punches" actually  connected.

Side Note: Stuttering Slap Boxing is the newest event at the D-Bag Olympics.

Lesson Learned: If your going to fight in public, make sure you can fight... cause this was more of a comedy act.  At least everyone watching was laughing!

Step One... Get Up!

An up and comer to the sloth slalom in this years D-Bag olympics was out training.

Side Note: The training will commence as soon as he gets up...

Lesson Learned: This event is scheduled to be postponed.

LA Hits A Record Low!

A frigid 97 degrees rolled through the Southland this passed weekend, and only one woman was prepared!

Side Note: The desert eskimo and her 2nd jacket were ready for weather that could drop below 95 degrees.

Lesson Learned: The winter D-Bag Olympics can now be held in June!

Plastic Makes Perfect

Nothing raises the resale value of your beater like a shinny new set of cheap plastic spinners from Walmart.

Lesson Learned: Spinners don't make you a baller... they get you an invitation to the D-bag Olympics.

Man Trains For D-Bag Olympics

Last year's silver medalist in the douche toss was spotted in Hollywood. We hear he's a contender for 2008's Douche of the Year... and we can see that he is well on his way.

Side Note: 2008's D-Bag Olympics are brought to us by Summer's Eve -- Use it daily for freshness you can feel smell.

Lesson Learned: You don't need a gold medal to be a douche