Is That A Turtle On Your Head?!?!

Hair like this hasn't been in style since 18th century...

Side Note: When waking up... remove the curlers before leaving home.

Lesson Learned: Hair styles that look like animals should be put down... and we mean like rabid dogs.

Asian Mullets... Sweet!

A 3-in-1 haircut!  The Surfer style for the back, the buzz cut on the sides and the spiked look for the top.

Side Note: This is the first Asian to become a member of R.A.P.E. (the Redneck Association of Personal Ethics).

Lesson Learned: People need to start trusting their barbers... well, some people!

Nasty Ass Rat Tail!

So let's get this straight... the barber said, "So there's this little disgusting patch of hair on the back of your head... and you want to keep it?" Then this guy replied with confidence, "Yeah! It looks good!"

Side Note: It looks like a small animal burrowed into the back of this guy's head!

Lesson Learned: The barber knows best... especially in places you can't see!

Yikes!!!

After a long night of drinking... you know it's going to be a rough morning when you wake up and find that a dirty little Smurf sh!t on your head.

Side Note: No, your hair doesn't distract our attention away from your hideous tattoo... but good try.

Lesson Learned: Smurf sh!t stains.

Business In The Front, Party In The Back

These pictures are three prime examples of why the mullet went out of style... and should stay out. Or maybe it's not a mullet at all and simply just a bad haircut by her 2 year-old.

Side Note: FYI, from the back it looks like an octopus is eating her skull!

Lesson Learned: That's one woman you don't want to give a pearl necklace to!