Yikes!!!

After a long night of drinking... you know it's going to be a rough morning when you wake up and find that a dirty little Smurf sh!t on your head.

Side Note: No, your hair doesn't distract our attention away from your hideous tattoo... but good try.

Lesson Learned: Smurf sh!t stains.

Small Wallet, Smaller Dick

We never thought there would be a bigger waste of gas than the Hummer 2... we were wrong --

here it is!

Side Note: We talked to the tiny man about the gas mileage and he said this, "1 highway, 0 city."

Lesson Learned: If you have a small dick, get a big truck... it'll take the attention away from the tiny pecker

Ladies and Gentlemen: Tits McGee

Wow, those are some big... wait a sec... is that a man?!

Side Note: We can see the pain in that poor dog's eyes.

Lesson Learned: If you're a man dressed as a woman, make sure you have really big boobs because it takes the attention off your Adam's apple.