Poor Poor Paul Bunyan

Ever since Paul lost Babe the big blue ox, he just hasn't been the same...

Side Note:  Mr. Bunyan really let himself go...

Lesson Learned: Paul B's not the King of the Lumberjacks any more...

now, he's just the King of sad.

OMG It's Michael Jackson!!!

Well... we thought it was, and then we realized it was some Asian lady walking with her kids.  Anyone could have made that mistake!

Side Note: Welders masks should only be used on construction sites... or for looking into the sun.

Lesson Learned: If Michael Jackson is your role model, should you really be around children?

Holy Crap... And She Looks Like It Too!

We took this picture thinking, "It would be great for a Celeb-A-Like post..." but then realized it would work much better in a Celeb-A-Look-Like-Sh!t post. It's Mel B... the B stands for Butterface.

Side Note: Is that a wallet in her bra? We thought Scary stuffed... but lets be honest, she doesn't need to! She gives the Elusive Titman a run for his money!

Lesson Learned: Celebs are just like us... only more famous, richer and much easier to make fun of...

Fat-One-A-Like

We saw this Fatone-A-Like doing security for some random event... Looks like he's having fun... or not.

Side Note: Maybe it is Fat-one... we haven't heard much from Celebrity Circus in a while, is that still on?

Lesson Learned: If you look like Joey Fatone... SHAVE!

Mr. Kent Meet Kleenex, Kleenex Meet Crotch

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Superman's kleenex crotch.

Side Note: Now we know where Superman keeps his change of clothes.

Lesson Learned: The man of steel has junk... but not in his trunk.

ET Phone Nursing Home

Grams must have fallen out of the basket on the way home, but lucky for Elliott, we found her.

Lesson Learned: That little bastard needs to take better care of ET... it looks like she's been lost for 50 years, now she's pissed!

Sponge Bob Molester Pants!

Of course his parents are a little disappointed he's Sponge Bob... but they're even more upset he's chasing women around dressed like Sponge Bob!

Side Note: Girls watch out... we hear sponges are full of diseases.

Lesson Learned: If you're dressed like Sponge Bob you probably can't get women in the first place!